randomprodinc:

veguntold:

I need this in my life.

I WANT ONE NOW

danceanddestroy:

morningdove:

yuroran:

spideypool:

pleasetakemetoyourleader:

This is happening right now in my country Venezuela. All around the country Militaries are killing people just because we are defending what is Good. We want justice! We were doing a pacific protest and then they came and started to shoot and use gas against people and the government says that people need to show respect for the militaries.  People are being seriously injured and murdered. Respect? Democracy? Peace? NICOLAS YOU ARE NOT MY PRESIDENT YOU COWARD.

GUYS PLEASE RB, I KNOW THAT EVERYONE IS WORRIED ABOUT WHAT’S HAPPENING IN BOSTON BUT WE ARE ABOUT TO GO ON A CIVIL WAR IN VENEZUELA!!

THEY JUST MADE MADURO TAKE THE OATH AS PRESIDENT, THEY’RE BURNING THE BALLOT BOXES, AND THEY’RE LEAVING THE COUNTRY WITH ALL THE PEOPLE’S MONEY

Let’s add to that that no International entity recognizes the election’s results and are asking for a recount, yet the CNE allowed Maduro to take the oath (wich was supposed to be on the 19th). The CNE’s president is leaving the country now.

We’re officially in a dictatorship.

WHAT? HOW THIS IS NOT ALL OVER THE NEWS????

BECAUSE IT’S NOT CONVENIENT TO THOSE IN THE POWER.

The US is probably -and understandably- more occupied with the Boston bombing. As for the argentine press that i’m looking at right now, they’re just now mentioning the protests, but they’re nowhere near to show how serious this really is! The officialist paper Página 12 just says Maduro was proclaimed President, while the opposition’s La Nación and Clarin just mention the protests; seeing how BFFs the argentine and venezuelan governments are, the officialism wouldn’t want to talk about this, and the opposition would be a bit more careful than usual, lest they be accused of promoting violence/coup/civil war in Argentina against the argentine government ( yes, the officialism would totally make the accusation, not like it’d be a first time..)

The BBC apparently hasn’t heard of this, and the CNN’s latest news on Venezuela is the demand for a recount of the votes.

Really, IF IT WEREN’T FOR SOCIAL NETWORKS WE WOULDN’T FUCKING KNOW.

harunogakusei:

x

where-is-my-runaway-love:

medicenferb:

Ela-soledad-te-hace-fuerte:

flyoverdreams:

El chileno no se cae: se saca la chucha
El chileno no es ahorrativo: es cagao
El chileno no te molesta: te hincha las güeas
El chileno no se enoja: se chorea
El chileno no es mirón: sapea
El chileno no está enamorado: está como agüeonao
El chileno no bebe alcohol: chupa como esponja
El chileno no te miente: te vende la pomáa
El chileno no se ducha: se pega una bañaíta
El chileno no tiene diarrea: anda con cagadera
El chileno no tiene ganas de hacer pipí: está que se mea
El chileno no fracasa: lo cagan
El chileno no escapa: apreta cuea
El chileno no duerme siesta: se tira un ratito
El chileno no va rápido: va hecho un peo
El chileno no tiene problemas: tiene cualquier ataos
El chileno no es bueno: es bacán, es cabro sano, llega a ser gil de lo bueno que es
El chileno no está aburrido: está achacao, está apestao
El chileno no hace algo mal: tuvo mala cuea no mas
El chileno no se va de fiesta: se va de carrete
El chileno no se ríe a carcajadas: se caga de la risa
El chileno no dice la verdad: dice la dura, la pulenta
El chileno no se va lejos: se va a la mierda, se va a la punta del cerro, se va a la chucha
Al chileno no le va bien: le va la raja
El chileno no hace pipí: hecha la corta
El chileno no pasea: da una vuelta
El chileno no juega fútbol: juega una pichanguita
El chileno no anda molestando: anda hueviando
El chileno no habla estupideces: habla puras güeáas
El chileno no te pide un favor: te pide una paletiá, una gauchaíta
El chileno no tiene resaca: anda con el hachazo, con la caña
El chileno no se rasca el poto: le pican los dedos
El chileno no es cualquier tipo: es un güeón a toda raja.

Viva Chile conchetumaré!

Viva!!!

Viva chile mierda!!

improvements?

luminousrogue:

I SWEAR TO GOD

kaiami:

life problems

peachbliss:

i didn’t even realise it was transparent!!!!!! love this <3